akumanorobin:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

You tell’em,David.

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

unimodus:

a star trek au where everything is exactly the same except spock is wearing booty shorts

filharmagic:

an anime where everyone in a high school are pastel-haired tropes, involved in crazy, often unrelated circumstances (one group of friends hunts ghosts, there’s a group of magical girls, a bunch of love triangles, etc)

but the main characters of the show are brunette kids who are really confused all the time

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

visceralsenseofsnarky:

jawn-lennon:

when someone from a different timezone is late night blogging and its daytime where you are

THIS IS WHAT THIS GIF WAS DESTINED TO BE

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

johncoveredinjam:

universal-magnetic:

stache-tastic:

medea37:

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

In which my friends are far craftier than I’ll ever be. 

Kylee, you are the greatest, ily 5evr

literally the best